In a world
Much like our own
A world that needs
A hero…
Of course there’s a hero
No, not a woman hero
That would be the heroine
Obviously there’s a heroine
The hero needs a love interest
After all
Certainly there is another
Female character
But she is shady
And she tries to seduce
Our hero
As punishment, naturally
She does not
Survive
Sure, that’s not all
The women in the movie
That would be stupid
The hero’s mom is in one scene
She has a funny conversation
With the heroine
About the hero
(What a lovable scoundrel he is!)
Anyway, in a world
That needs a hero…
What does he look like?
He looks like a hero!
He’s tall and square-jawed
Blue-eyed and blond…
Don’t you want to know
What the movie’s about?
Besides the hero, that is
(That part is obvious)
What do you mean you’ll pass?
Seriously?
Well, I guess
You’re going to miss out
On the blockbuster hit
Of the summer
Too bad