Aphorisms

The devil you know might be better than the devil you don’t, but he’s also a lot more boring.

Silence is like a mirror – better avoid it, or you might have to pay attention to yourself.

You can treat people like dogs, or you can treat them like most dogs treat people. Neither one is what most of us deserve.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with putting on some clean underwear.

A good boss inspires you to give your best while you think¬†you’re slacking off.

No matter how far down the wrong road you’ve gone, you’ll wish you’d paid more attention to the scenery.