There once was a rich man named Tony
Who was just, though he came off as phony
His best tech and intent
Couldn’t curb his mad bent
To fight civil wars versus his cronies
There once was a rich man named Bruce
Tragic loss let his inner bat loose
So he pounded on crime
But spent nary a dime
Fighting systemic harm and abuse
So Limerick’s a place that I’ve been to
And I wouldn’t mind going again, too!
But I’d book really early –
Avoid football games, surely!
And I’d room where there’s hot water, then (woo!)