King Rupert the Gnome
In his green, woodsy home
Was the monarch of everything
He would survey

And in his largest room
Was a stately old shroom
That was regal as heck
All his people would say

So King Rupert the Gnome
Sat on his fungal throne
Holding court in the forest
Each beautiful day

Til his seat was recut
In the shape of his butt
But it looked just as fine
In a comfortable way