Sweet seventeen and rising Look down, it's holey ground Legions of discarded shells Marching for the sky, then Left, giving trees a new skin Empty replicas of newly winged Angels or maybe drunken aliens With zero time to learn to fly They've got pressing business If you know what I mean Wink wink nudge nudge bug sex And is it anything to sing about? Just listen to the choir of millions As the ladies drop leaves like veils To add to the carpet of husks And corpses and living bodies Leaves coated with the eggs Whose inhabitants will burrow Down deep, preparing to return In the alien invasion of 2038
Category Archives: Poems
Early Spring Observations
precocious blossoms appear gold within violet, reaching or an exuberant chorus of little blue faces a plant with fiery red berries and yellow-orange leaves among its greenery sets the scene ablaze faithful garden gnomes still keep watch looking worn and tired from the winter a tiny orange shrub alone in someone's front lawn defiantly bestows its gift of color a robin fluffs her feathers on a comfortable branch while a lady hawk soars above and cries out wind makes urgent ripples on the surface of the stream amid vibrant green tufts early adopters of spring bare sycamore limbs stark against the ice-blue sky perform a spare pantomime of the verdant dance to come some trees hold on tenaciously to last year's leaves or blossoms now turned dark a reminder of winter’s despair others are evergreen reminding us that while change is nature's rule there are still steadfast things
A Spontaneous Sonnet in Praise of My Dear Spouse’s Superlative Chili
Huzzah, my mouth in ecstasy explodes with flavors both ethereal and bold! My tongue seeks spices here within - there's loads! This chili, friends, is worth its weight in gold! The perfect blend of peppers sweet and hot, the tanginess of red tomato sauce, some sav'ry veggie sausage in the pot - to miss this dish would be...a grievous loss! And here beside, to make the perfect pair is cornbread like a luscious golden cake. It's flaky, mildly sweet, and light as air - a treat a master chef alone could make! And now that I have tasted this fine feast, I could die happy—or well-fed, at least!
Mornin’!
As wakeups go It's pleasant but abrupt It's time for walkies 'cause the sun is up It's time for breakfast, Kibble in my cup! So thump thump thumping On the bed erupts Good mornin', Papa! Yeah, good morning, pup
Shroom
King Rupert the Gnome In his green, woodsy home Was the monarch of everything He would survey And in his largest room Was a stately old shroom That was regal as heck All his people would say So King Rupert the Gnome Sat on his fungal throne Holding court in the forest Each beautiful day Til his seat was recut In the shape of his butt But it looked just as fine In a comfortable way
Weirdo

I'm not a bird But I look like one (Not much) Well close enough To call a chicken "hon" (That's weird) I might be weird But my life is fun 'Cause I'm a Weirdo! I came from space But I'm here to stay (Oh great) They call me "Great" 'Cause I'm not OK (That's clear) I'll clear the roof In my daredevil way 'Cause I'm a Weirdo! I may be weird But I'm no freak You're just jealous Of my handsome beak! I'm never scared Of bombs or heights (No way) I'll always fight For chickens' rights (All day) My purple fur Will match my tights 'Cause I'm a Weirdo! ('Cause he's a Weirdo! Yeah!)
The Ballad of Sleeperman
Resplendent
in his blue pyjamas,
red slippers,
and plush blanket cape,
his chest emblazoned
with a mighty Zzz,
he is Sleeperman!
Nods off faster
than a sleep-deprived parent!
Snores more powerfully
than your uncle Herbert!
Is able to sleep all morning
in a single snooze!
He is Sleeperman!
Not much use
in fighting crime,
but still quite impressive
when during that bank robbery
in the middle of a shootout
he was found sound asleep.
He is Sleeperman!
Has a secret identity
as a mild-mannered coder
for a well-known newspaper,
except he wears glasses
in and out of costume
so everybody knows
he is Sleeperman!
Until the day
when he met his kryptonite,
and found that
he could no longer
sleep through the night.
His nemesis? Aging.
He…he was Sleeperman.
Baltimore
It’s been too long
since I’ve been back
to Baltimore.
Twice a year,
spring and fall,
I made my pilgrimage there
to meet my friends
and listen
together with them.
This April,
we did not travel,
so I woke up this morning
with my body yearning
for spring by the harbor
in Baltimore.
walking
during this spring
of social distancing
i’m walking a lot
giving folks
a wide berth
and a smile
i’ve noticed lots of
encouraging chalk messages
on paths and sidewalks
with quotes
from Maya Angelou
and Mr. Rogers
this crisis
is making me think
about the paradox
that walking alone
can be the same as
walking together
Jackie the Red-Eared Slider
Jackie the red-eared slider
Had a very flattened shell
We think her former owners
Didn’t know to feed her well
All of her tank companions
Little snails and little fish
Hoped that she wouldn’t eat them
Deciding they’re a tasty dish
Then one day this turtle girl
Scored her great escape
Out and down and on the floor
Nearly made it out the door
Now Jackie’s bubbling filter
Is moved to where she cannot climb
Jackie the red-eared slider
Swimming with us all…the…time!