The Blistering Tale of Incendiary Man

Incendiary Man
Stood tall before the crowd
“The 99% will overcome!”
The people roared
The people marched
The bankers fled in fear
And cursed the name Incendiary Man

Incendiary Man’s
Kid sister called him up
Complaining of her husband’s slothful ways
He listened well
He fanned her ire
Her husband rued the day
His wife turned to Incendiary Man

Incendiary Man
Went out to see a show
His date (a smoker) asked him for a light
He snapped his fingers
Lit her smoke
Sans lighter, match, or flame
“THAT’S why you’re called Incendiary Man??”

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